That Blonde Chic

To my future kids: If you say "swag" one time, I swear you're wearing turtle necks and Sketchers until you're 18.

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So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist:
Who's that guy?
Me:
Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.